Atomic Buffalo Turds – Can you say that here?

Admittedly, Atomic Buffalo Turd does not sound like an appealing appetizer, and explaining the name is no joy either. Around our house, we often just call these badboys stuffed peppers. I don’t particularly like hearing my little girl run around talking about buffalo turds, so stuffed peppers it is.

Whatever you want to call them, ABT’s are a hearty way to bring a little bbq wow factor to any party. With an unimaginable number of flavorful filling options, you can tailor these treats to any event.

What I’m going to give you is my goto ABT. The types of cheese may vary from cook to cook, but the overall flavor is usually pretty similar.  For me, there are three constants to my ABT’s: Peppers, bacon, and cream cheese. After that, it’s wide open.

The peppers I use depend on the mood that day. I like simple jalapenos, but they vary so widely in heat, they can be a bit unpredictable.  What I use most often are just little sweet peppers. They are similar in shape and size to jalapenos, but have little to no heat whatsoever. Just sweet pepper flavor.  My taste in ABT’s tends to drift to the sweet side. Feel free to tailor your recipe to go a little more savory if you like. It’s hard to mess these up :)

Please allow me to share one of my all time favorites with you.

Italian Sausage and 3 cheese stuffed ABT’s.

Ingredients:

  • Block of cream cheese
  • 1 cup smoked gouda, finely grated
  • 1 cup mozzarella, finely grated
  • 20 or so jalapeno or sweet peppers, sliced in half lengthwise, seeded and cored
  • 3/4lb of bulk italian sausage, cooked and broken down to very small pieces. (turkery or pork)
  • 1 package bacon, cut in half (so you get twice as many pieces, half as long.)
  • few tablespoons of your favorite bbq sauce

 

ABT Ingredients

In a medium bowl, mix the three cheeses and bbq sauce into a big gloppy mess.

Put a layer of cheese into each pepper. I usually just put a little blob in, then run it down the pepper with my thumb. (By the way, I very much recommend latex or nitrile gloves for working with Jalepenos.

Add a layer of italian sausage, and press into the cheese mixture.

Wrap the whole thing with a half slice of bacon, and stab it with a toothpick. I like to push the toothpick through the bottom, so it creates a little stick to put between the grill grates, and keep the pepper from rolling over during cooking.

Put the whole mess of peppers on indirect heat until the bacon is cooked. If you smoke these at 225, this will probably be about an hour.

I wish I could provide you better pictures of the finished product, but usually, by the time they are done, I’m so ready to chow down, pictures wind up playing second fiddle to my belly!

enjoy!

Another Tip: If you are just using cream cheese, you can put all the cheese into a plastic baggy, cut the tip off the baggy and pipe the cheese into the peppers.


Turkey Time

This is one turkey that is worth the nap it will force upon you!

Smoking a turkey is not difficult as long as you know a couple of little tricks.

Food safety is very important when handling poultry (as it is with any meat).

You want your bird to spend as little time as possible in the temperature “red-zone”, the area between 40 and 160 degrees. For that reason, hold back on buying the 18 or 20 pound turkey. If you need that much bird, just buy two smaller ones.

Start with a self-basting turkey around 11-15 pounds.

Thaw the turkey according to the package instructions.
Remove all the innards they put in that little pouch inside the body cavity.
Trim away any extra skin flaps or fat (usualy some around the tail area).
Rinse the turkey inside and out and pat dry with paper towels.

Next part is optional, but it works great for me!
Make a couple of small slices on the top of each breast and the top of each thigh.
Put butter (or herb butter) inside the cuts between the meat and the skin. This will help keep the turkey moist.
Rub a light coating of vegetable oil (or butter) all over the outside of the turkey, and season with your favorite rub.
I usually use a spinoff of the Wild Willy’s Wonderful Rub with a few extra added spices. (My secret).

Time to put your turkey on the smoker.
If you are like me and use a Weber Smokey Mountain or similar water smoker, you will not be adding water to your water pan.
Foil your water pan to collect any drippings you wish to use for gravy.
Bring your smoker up to temperature, around 300 degrees.
Put the Turkey on the smoker and open all the bottom vents. Leave the top vents wide open.
Your smoker, if like mine, will likely climb to around 300 to 325. Perfectly fine for this cook.

This pic is after about an hour on the smoker.

Rotate the turkey halfway through the cooking time for even cooking if necessary.

At this point, I usually lay some foil over the breasts to keep them from drying out. It isn’t necessary, but I’ve never had a bad turkey!

Cook the turkey until it’s done. Cooking time will likely be around 3 hours.
Breast temperatures should be 160-165°
Thigh temperatures should be 170-175°

Remove the turkey from the smoker and let rest for for 20 to 30 minutes.
You should not put foil over it during the rest period, as this will make the skin soggy instead of the desired crispy skin.

Smoked Turkey, Brined

 

Enjoy your fantastic Turkey!


Wood, Charcoal or Gas?

The type of smoker you decide to purchase should be a carefully thought out decision based on several variables. This is especially true if you are new to bbq. It is a truly fantastic hobby that benefits everyone around you. Getting a good start will go a long way to building your understanding and enjoyment of the barbecuing process.

One of the most important things to remember is that to create excellent bbq, you need to be able to maintain a constant temperature around 225 degrees for long periods of time. You can do this in a $20,000 trailer mounted, custom-painted bbq rig, or you could do it in $40 Brinkman off the shelf. The choice is yours to make. I’ll give you my opinions based on experience and observation, and hope it’s enough to help you form a solid decision.

Things to consider:

Type of bbq pit: Wood, Charcoal, Propane, Electric

Shape of bbq pit: HorizontalVertical

Quality of workmanship: Thickness of metal, how well it seals, proper airflow

Price: Budget, Moderate Expensive.

Type of Pit:

Before you can really begin to look for a pit, you need to know what you are looking for. For starters, what kind of fuel will you burn. Why does it matter?

Wood Burning Smokers: ”Wood Burners” are what most people think of when they think of bbq smokers. Many of the large cylindrical shaped bbq pits on trailers burn exclusively wood. While these could be considered the “cadillacs” of bbq pits, there are much more cost effective means for the home bbq cook.

Pros: Man – Wood – Fire Like Mother Nature intended.

Cons: Can be a little more difficult to master than charcoal. Uneven sizes of the log,    moisture content, sap, etc can effect the amount of heat put out by wood.

Charcoal Smokers: Charocal smokers come in all styles. They burn either lump or briquette charcoal. One of the greatest benefits of charcoal smokers is that you get consistent heat every time. Wood chunks can are added to the charcoal to produce smoke giving you much the same flavors you will get from an all wood-burning smoker. Since all pieces of fuel are the same size, they all burn at the same rate. This makes the learning curve on a new smoker much shorter.

Propane: Propane smokers are usually vertical cabinet style smokers. Essentially a steel cabinet with a propane burner in the bottom. There will be a steel container of some sort to hold wood chips or chunks to produce smoke to flavor the food. Propane bbq’s are great for a beginner or someone who doesn’t want to put too much commitment into bbq. Just the temperature where you want it, and you won’t need to adjust the fire until its done. Very low maintenance during the cook time.

The only real con to propane smokers is that you traditionally will not get a “smoke ring” with gas. Smoke rings are a chemical reaction between the smoke produced by burning wood and the meat, that turns the top 1/8″ or so of the meat a pinkish color. It doesn’t affect flavor, but a good smoke ring is equivalent to bragging rights in the bbq community.

Electric: My first smoker was a Cookshack electric smoker. It was basically an insualted steel cabinet with an electric burner and basket for chunks of wood on the bottom. Bradley makes a similar model, but uses smoke disks to create the smoke. Electric Smokers tend to seal up really tight and hold heat very consistently. They create incredibly tender brisket, ribs and pork. However, the one drawback I found, was they tend to seal up a little too tight. It creates a moist bbq’ng environment that affects the “bark” or the crust that forms on the outside of good bbq. A good bark is another one of those things that isn’t necessary, but definitely enhances the meat and provides some serious bragging rights.

 

Conclusion: All that being said, what you want depends on you. If you live in an urban environment, I’d strongly suggest either propane or electric. They produce less smoke and easier to maintin.

If you like to take your time with your projects, really get to understand the bbq process and just like to futz with things, then Charcoal or Wood will help get that fix.



 

 

Ass-Kickin BBQ Ribs – Learn the Basics and take off from there.

From Start to Finish!

Cooking ribs is not rocket science. All it takes is a little patience, a rack of ribs, some rub, and a 225 degree smoker.

The instructions below apply to Spareribs, but can be easily adjusted for baby back ribs. Simply shorten the time on the cooker for baby backs. If you are unsure the difference between baby backs and spareribs, the short answer is: They come from different sections of the rib on the pig. Baby backs are leaner, smaller, and more expensive. They are also a little less forgiving if not cooked properly. I like them both equally, however, I tend to cook baby back ribs more for home consumption simply because they are less fatty.

bbq ribs

 

Open up your package of ribs and flip over so that you are looking at the bone side of the rack.

Spareribs usually have a “brisket flap” hanging over the bones. Whether or not you leave this on is up to you. Most folks lift this up and trim it off for aesthetic reasons. This meat tends to be a little tougher after cooking. I usually trim it off and throw it on the smoker next to the ribs, then chop it up afterward to put in other recipes.

Lift up the brisket flap and use a sharp knife to separate it from the rack of ribs.

 

Next we remove the membrane from the underside (bone side) of the rack of ribs.Removing the membrane is not necessary, some places/people don’t do it at all. But doing so, ensures your bbq rub will penetrate both sides of the meat. Besides, if you leave the membrane on, it remains on after cooking, and is not as pleasant to look at or eat. (note: the pic below is actually a rack of baby backs, where all the others are spares. But the process is the same)
Turn the rack of ribs over so you are looking at the underside, at the bones.

Starting at the short bone end of the ribs slide a butter knife, silverware knife, or flathead screwdriver under the membrane and gently lift it up. Do this on a couple of bones in a row, until you can get your fingers under the membrane to lift it off.
Using a paper towel, grasp the membrane and lift straight up, pulling it off of the remaining bones.

 

If you want to cut your ribs to “St. Louis Ribs” then perform the next step.

Fold the fleshy top of the ribs up so you can see where the actual rib bones stop and the little chine bones begin. Your goal is to cut right in this bend where the bones end. You can insert your knife right on top of the first bone and just run it right down the rack staying right on top of the bones.

Apply your favorite bbq rub liberally over both sides of the rack. Be sure to cover every portion of the meat. Top, bottom and sides.

I typically apply bbq rub 8 to 24 hours ahead of time to give the rub time to penetrate the meat. However, if you don’t have time to rub in advance, just apply anytime prior to cooking.

BBQ Rib Rub
Wrap the rubbed ribs in plastic wrap, foil, or container big enough to hold them and refrigerate until ready to cook.

Get the fire going on your smoker, and get it to the appropriate temperature. 225 degrees is the magic number for bbq. You want to keep your temp as close to 225 as possible for the entire cook. I’m perfectly comfortable as long as my temps stay between 215 and 250.

If you are using charcoal, put a couple of fist sized chunks of wood on the smoker and wait until smoke is no longer billowing from the smoker. THIS IS IMPORTANT!! A common misconception is that more smoke is better. Nothing could be further from the truth. When smoke is billowing in great clouds, it will build up a layer of creosote (like what’s in your fireplace chimney) on your meat, giving it a horrible flavor.

What you want to see is a thin blue haze of smoke rizing from your smoker. When you remove the lid, you will likely get a flareup of smoke, as you are letting a bunch of air into the fire. It should disperse quickly. Remember, your meat will be on the cooker for hours and hours, so that small amount of smoke is plenty to provide that smoky goodness.

When you cooker is ready, put the ribs on, and if you have a thermometer to measure smoker temperature, put it next to the ribs. I like to push my thermo probe through a wine cork that’s been trimmed down to fit in the grate. Another often used method is to just put the thermometer through one of the top vents so it hangs down close to the meat.

Put the cover back on your smoker, and watch the temperature closely for the next half hour or so. If it begins to climb rapidly, you can close the bottom vents (or the fire vents) to slow or stop the climb. This takes a little practice to dial in and hold the right temp, but once you’ve done a few cooks, it will all come together. Avoid closing the top vents. You want the smoke to be able to escape from the cooker to avoid creosote buildup.

There is a formula for cookng spareribs that works very very well.

It’s call 3-2-1.

It means, 3 hours on the cooker, then wrap the ribs in foil with a little liquid of your choice and place back on cooker for 2 hours. After 2 hours in foil, remove the ribs from the foil and put back on the cooker for one more hour. During this last hour is the time to apply bbq sauce if you would like. This will give the sugars in the sauce time to caramelize without being in there too long to burn.
If you are cooking baby back ribs, you can use the same formula but adjust it 2-2-1. 2 hours on the smoker, 2 hours in foil and up to an hour with no foil.

When are your ribs done? This is where experience comes in to play, but essentially, you want to see the meat pulled back about 1/4 to 1/2″ from the bottom of the bone. After a few cooks, you will be able to pick up the rack of ribs and feel how it “bends” to know its done.

Most people prefer the meat to “fall off the bone” which is just fine. It tastes great and is incredibly tender. However, technically, this is a little overcooked. A properly cooked rib will have a little bit of “tug”. Which means the meat doesn’t fall off the bone, but will need a mild tug or bite to pull free of the bone. However, the meat should come cleanly off the bone.

At this point, your ribs are done, but it’s best, as with most meats, to let them “rest” for at least 5 minutes to allow the juices to redistribute throughout the meat.

 

Enjoy that sweet pork goodness!


 

 

Pulled Pork Basics

Pulled Pork

Or you can slice it :-)

Cooking a pulled pork is, in my opinion, the easiest of the meats to bbq and get right. All it takes, as with most bbq is time and temperature.

A good pulled pork will also give you the most bang for the buck. It’s inexpensive, hard to screw up, and it always gets garners a load of praise by the lucky folks partaking in your smoky hobby.

Start with the meat. Pork Shoulder is often called pork butt. This is because it’s at the butt of the shoulder joint. It comes from nowhere near the pig butt!

For this cook, you can use bone-in or boneless but. You can buy the picnic ham which is much larger piece of meat. Same rulese still apply. Slow and low!

First, open the pork shoulder from it’s packaging and rinse well under cool water. Rinsing isn’t necessary, but it can’t hurt. You never know what the meat came in contact with between the butcher and the package.

Next you want to apply a rub of your choice. Again, the Wild Willy rub on my recipe page works very well. If you like, you can apply yellow mustard all over the shoulder before rubbing. This is a common practice and does not impart any mustard flavor to the cook. It only serves to help hold the rub in place. I’ve done many bbq shoulders both way, and can’t tell a difference.

Put the rubbed shoulder in a container or plastic bag and refrigerate until ready to place on the smoker. I like to apply rub up to 24 hours ahead of time.

To inject or not to inject. The choice is yours. Just before putting on the smoker, I like to inject my shoulder with any number of liquids. Most often, I use a mix of apple juice and my bbq rub. Inject all over the shoulder, moving the needle around in each hole you make. I’ll post a video of this later on.

When your smoker is preheated and you’ve got your thin line of smoke rising from the top, it’s time to put the shoulder on.

Put the meat on whatever rack you desire and put a thermometer probe near the meat if you have one. NOTE: The thermometers that come mounted on budget smokers are often inexpensive and not very accurate. Do yourself a favor and pick up a digital thermomter.

Get your smoker dialed in to the magic number, 225, and wait. And wait. And wait. This is going to be a long cook. On average, cook time for pork and beef is around 1.5 hours per pound. So an 8 pound pork shoulder should fall somewhere in the range of 12 hours. Now the fun part. Don’t buy any of it! Yes, it SHOULD average somewhere in that range, but the one primary rule of bbq is this. Write it down. Stamp it on your forehead. Tell your wife. Whatever you gotta do to keep it in your mind.

BBQ IS DONE WHEN IT’S DONE. One more time.

BBQ IS DONE WHEN IT’S DONE.

There is little more you need to know than that. You can’t rush it. You can’t crank the heat up. You can just wait and be rewarded for your patience.

That being said, you can after 4 or 5 hours or more, wrap your shoulder in foil and put back on the smoker. This will actually speed the cook time a little and ensure it doesn’t dry out. The drawback to foiling shoulder is that you won’t have the same tasty “bark” as you would by not foiling at all. Bark is the crusty outer “shell” that forms after being on the smoker for hours on end. And it’s damn good eatin’.

So, now it’s 12 to 15 hours later and your shoulder is looking good. Next question is, do you want to Pull it, or Slice it. Or you can chop it.

Pulled pork is cooked to an internal temperature anywhere between 195 and 215 degrees. Sliced pork is cooked to an internal temperature of about 185 degrees.

When your shoulder is to the desired temperature, remove it from the smoker and wrap in foil for at least 15 to 20 minutes. The juices of the meat need time to redistribute throughout the shoulder.

Now it’s time to pull or slice. If pulling, just grab a couple forks, your fingers, or any other instrument capable of pulling the meat apart. Then have at it. Just start pulling it apart until you get to the size pieces you want. The choice is yours.

If slicing, well.. pick up your knife and get to cutting.

Enjoy that wonderful pork awesomeness.


The Sausage Fatty!! (My First Attempt)

The Sausage Fatty!!

Unfortunately, I still haven’t gotten around to getting pics of some other fillings for fatties, so here is a repost from pre-blog site. I hope you enjoy the run through.

The BBQ Sausage Fatty had it’s humble beginnings as a simple tube of Jimmy Dean’s or other breakfast sausage that was unwrapped and tossed on the cooker as is and smoked until done.

Today, fatties have taken on a life of their own. They are stuffed with every imagineable ingredient. My favorite is the simple Breakfast Fatty. It’s hard to go wrong with this one.

These are the ingredients I used in this fatty. First I smooshed out a 2lb package of Jimmy Dean Maple Sausage into a 1 Gallon Ziploc plastic bag.In the blue bowl is a 50/50 mixture of cream cheese and mozarella cheese. Also shown are scrambled eggs (already cooked), Sauteed onions and bell peppers, chives and Salsa Verde.

Breakfast Fatty ingredients

Once the sausage is all smooshed out nice and even in the bag, cut THREE sides of the bag. Leave the bottom fold of the bag in place. It helps to put the bag of sausage in the freezer for a few minutes to get it cold. This will make it easier to roll up. Pile all the ingredients into the middle of the fatty. Then using the bag to lift the sausage over, bring the two ends of the bag together to roll it up. This takes a little practice. But you want to make certain you have the creases and the ends sealed up well and pressed pretty tight. You don’t want a blowout on your first fatty!

About to roll a breakfast fatty

 

My very first fatty, so I decided to add a bacon weave. Bacon weaves are not hard, and I’ll post a tutorial at some point :-) .

BBQ Fatty, Bacon Weave

Here is the bacon-wrapped fatty resting on the pre-heated smoker. In the back is a small log of plain breakfast sausage. You can add wood to your charcoal fire if you want a heavy smoky flavor in the food. My wife really digs this. I tend to shy away from the smoky flavor on my breakfast foods. For fatties, I usually use charcoal with no wood chunks for fuel.

Bacon weave on fatty ready to smoke

Here’s the beautiful finished fatty. Note the bacon in the background. As this was my first fatty I made a few mistakes and tried to finish cooking the bacon by putting the fatty on my gas grill over direct heat. All the fat dripping from the bacon and sausage created a blazing inferno on the grill and I had to pull the bacon off. Lesson learned is this. Bacon cooked on the smoker, will NOT have the same color and crispiness it does when cooked in a skillet. As long as the internal temperature of the fatty is over 160 degrees, then the bacon on the outside should be done as well.

Bacon and Sausage fatty

 

There it is! This was soooooo good. Here’s a shot of the first cut on this beautiful breakfast fatty.

Breakfast fatty complete

Some sliced final images of the sausage fatty. These slices are best reheated in a skillet after they get cold.

Sliced BBQ Fatty